Donald Trump was never going to go to Barron’s high school graduation.

It would be like him whining that a Judge was preventing him from going to Church.

I understand Barron Trump is too young to make fun of like we do with the rest of that family.

How long do we wait though?

Asking for a friend.

After Donald Trump’s behavior during his trial today, Judge Merchan told him, “I will not have any juror intimidated in this courtroom.”

It’s the second day.

Trump is a revenue & job producer?

Where? His Trump Media stock or in China where his ties get made?

Why do they make me humiliate them like this?

Let’s see.

Biden got vaccine shots in arms because Trump didn’t.

He ended the war in Afghanistan because Trump didn’t.

Unemployment has been below 4% for 26 months in a row. It was as high as 14.7% with Trump.

He gave you the Infrastructure Week that Trump didn’t.

I was always careful not to call a Trump supporter stupid in 2016.

We don’t entirely know their reasons for voting for him.

But if you’re still voting for him in 2024. After he already failed in the White House. And is facing 88 criminal charges…

….that’s pretty stupid.

Is Mike Johnson still Speaker?

Your trial is the consequence of your assault on America.

That’s true. One’s a billionaire and one isn’t.

You don’t understand the stock market.

Stocks are volatile.

They go up. They go down.

Eventually th…..

….Never mind.

This is more lifelike than any photo someone could take.

Dating can be tricky.

She says “ＮＩＣＥ ＴＩＴＳ ＩＮ ＢＩＯ” but I’m not going to go look because maybe she says that to all the guys.

I don’t know. 😔

Good morning ☀️ Twitter friends 🤗

Everyone awake?

We all know what a tough guy Tom Cotton is.

Donald Trump tried to extort Ukraine, got impeached for it.

Called Covid a “new hoax” & pretended it wasn’t happening. Finally admitted it was happening & suggested we inject bleach as people lost jobs & the stock market crashed.

And you think we had to steal that election?

After not going to Ivanka’s high school graduation.

Or Tiffany’s high school graduation.

Or Eric’s high school graduation.

Or Don Jr.’s high school graduation.

Donald Trump really wants to go to Barron’s high school graduation.

If you listen closely, you can hear the world’s tiniest violin playing.

He’s such a loser.

Imagine basing your entire Internet personality on loving Trump.