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Dave, Crown Court Listings

@davelisting

Under paid, under appreciated Crown Court Listing Officer - views are definitely my own!

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calendar_today19-08-2021 06:39:47

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Dave, Crown Court Listings(@davelisting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And to Court staff please, we're not the Stasi or KGB and if a Clerk asks your name it's probably because you haven't logged in! Please remember ushers are just above minimum wage too and Clerks not a lot more, thank you.

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Zayd Ahmed(@lawyerzayd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I became a criminal barrister in 2019. That year I earned £17,300. In 2020 I earned £16700. In 2021 I earned £20,090. At the end of every month I spend more money than I make. This is why I am striking. The CBA

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Dave, Crown Court Listings(@davelisting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Has current industrial action made my life and job harder? Yes, but I stand by people's rights and I believe in Unions. If balloted can I afford to strike? No I can't, but can I afford not too! How can it be the pay gap continues to widen? change has to come, people cannot cope!

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Dave, Crown Court Listings(@davelisting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Best thing about CVP is when defendants are permitted to appear remotely and stand up when the Usher asks the Court to rise. One day the Clerk is totally gonna arraign someone’s groin!

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I've used the words 'counterparts', 'pertains', 'salient' and 'whom' today in emails! And I'm 70% sure in the right context! Ooh add 'context' too! I feel I may need to apply for a raise (if that were even a thing we could do)

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Dave, Crown Court Listings(@davelisting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Literally no Heroes, only blue Quality Street, non choc biccies and Parma Violets in the tub. This constitutes an intolerable work environment! I shall be contacting my Union Rep 😞

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Pretty sure Judges like having any excuse to drop the C bomb in open court! Just love hearing the roughest of text insults relayed to counsel in the poshest of accents!

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To all my Court friends working on Christmas Eve, I’m with you! Not physically but in spirit and thank you for covering even knowing how pointless it probably is. Also dear criminals, no serious crimes over the break would be lovely thanks!

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I'm thinking of having a t-shirt printed saying 'it's the people I'll miss' to pass around the office for all the leavers! It's happening so often and recently someone I've know for more years than I care to admit left, very sad and this is not good! !

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