This!

Nice for a millionaire to make us feel guilty about getting a possible extra £50 a month The work is harder, the pressure is greater, our delivery of justice to the public is being badly affected! Its so hard to live, our personal lives suffer, do I feel valued right now? Do I fu

There is something satisfying when you can 100% prove someone who gets paid 7 times what you get paid, they were wrong and you were right! I may have 3 fish fingers instead of 2 for tea tonight!

Well it's not me unfortunately, but I'll join in spirit and try to be even less helpful and maybe only reply to every other email!

If an action is taken by someone to cause a specific reaction, why is that person annoyed when the reaction affects them directly? No judgements, just saying....

Making me blush!

Guess that's me right at the bottom then!

And to Court staff please, we're not the Stasi or KGB and if a Clerk asks your name it's probably because you haven't logged in! Please remember ushers are just above minimum wage too and Clerks not a lot more, thank you.

I became a criminal barrister in 2019. That year I earned £17,300. In 2020 I earned £16700. In 2021 I earned £20,090. At the end of every month I spend more money than I make. This is why I am striking. The CBA #barristerstrike #supportthecriminalbar #strike

You can't talk to this kind of stupid!

Has current industrial action made my life and job harder? Yes, but I stand by people's rights and I believe in Unions. If balloted can I afford to strike? No I can't, but can I afford not too! How can it be the pay gap continues to widen? change has to come, people cannot cope!

Best thing about CVP is when defendants are permitted to appear remotely and stand up when the Usher asks the Court to rise. One day the Clerk is totally gonna arraign someone’s groin!

Work, shmirk! What about my hair! Thanks Eunice!

I've used the words 'counterparts', 'pertains', 'salient' and 'whom' today in emails! And I'm 70% sure in the right context! Ooh add 'context' too! I feel I may need to apply for a raise (if that were even a thing we could do)

Literally no Heroes, only blue Quality Street, non choc biccies and Parma Violets in the tub. This constitutes an intolerable work environment! I shall be contacting my Union Rep 😞

Pretty sure Judges like having any excuse to drop the C bomb in open court! Just love hearing the roughest of text insults relayed to counsel in the poshest of accents!