2 minutes until we open the Book of Mormon

Christ jesus is trending and all i can say is weak minded folks using imaginary sky daddies for guidance instead of taking responsibility for their own behavior is very much why the world is such a shit hole

Marrying a bitch didnt seem to hurt him

Toronto maple leafs hockey is a pathway to great spring golf

Ann wilson is the reason we listen to people that sing

Kristy noem and her 'how to raise a dog....not!' Book will be the textbook example of getting canceled for being a shitty human being....i guarantee trump picks her as his running mate

Rush limbaugh being dead is his best work..so glad he brought ashli babbitt down with him

We are safe they will be looking for an orange mushroom

Mark hamill should have had a light saber and visited the white house when jabba the hut was still president...would have saved us a lot of trouble

I have been tweeting this every day.

Will you join me?

Over 5700 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women #MMIW

#MMIW G2S.

#MMIP .

Maybe his hair dye was running into his eyes and he....oops thats your disbarred dad lmao

#MAGACultMorons haven't been human beings to me since they stop behaving like human beings. They are now < less than's less than everything and everyone else in every way imaginable

Im going to tell everyone this is marjorie taylor green when she wakes up in the morning

He found out he can claim disability for his severe case of uncle tomming

The face of ozempic freebasing

Hoping everyone that uses prayer and fantasy friends to guide them instead of doing the right thing because it’s the thing to do just fucks right off #NationalDayofPrayer

Dictator? He wishes …trump can’t seem to get past the dick part

What could you possibly talk to this chucklefuck about for 2 hours…? How to survive on residual checks and still afford generic viagara ?

Typical magats trailer is filled with moldy my pillows and a drawer full of sticky under Roos

Daughters scared shitless she wont make mommas girl scout cookie quata