All of my clothes are made of boyfriend material, and let me tell you, it takes a long time to tan all of your boyfriends into workable leather.

The person above this is 100% wrong about everything.

The person above this is 100% wrong about everything.

#Sauronpunk

Giant Dragons Which Eat The Moon are very difficult to kill, given that you need a weapon slightly larger than Australia to even wound them. (Do not throw Australia at them; that would exterminate several endangered species of giant poisonous spider and firebreathing crocodile.)

All of my clothes are made of boyfriend material, and let me tell you, it takes a long time to tan all of your boyfriends into workable leather.

Never let an Illithid
Mate with your Giant Squid.

Every treasure horde should include that one Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To Try To Do Something Powerful And Societally Inappropriate And Now You're Left With A Broken Item And A Very Guilty-Looking Frog.

Every treasure horde should include that one Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To Try To Do Something Powerful And Societally Inappropriate And Now You're Left With A Broken Item And A Very Guilty-Looking Frog.

TO BOOKS: I'm sorry for writing this, but if you're going to keep me up all night, you're going to have to get ready for the consequences.

Art imitates Life. Social media imitates Undeath.

We, the terrible,
the awesomely awful,
the distinctively despicable,
the spectacularly spectral,
the monstrous,

we,
in short,
the Villainous,

would like to take this moment
to NOT APOLOGIZE AT ALL.

Look, we have a lot more magic items where this came from, so you might as well get used to it.

Bagpipes of Haggis-Making.

Magic doesn't speak any human tongues, which means that all verbal aspects of your thaumaturgy are utterly pointless except for psychological purposes; but trust me, if you don't believe in yourself, you're never going to make a Potion of Vilely Imposed Love.

She looked like some kind of unbelievably perverted masochist, the sort of person who would eat meatloaf on purpose.

The more you know, the less you know.

Nice shoes. Wanna engage in a discussion of global geopolitics?