When I say 'I'm busy' this is what I mean

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

I saw a homeless guy and I felt bad for him.

So I did what I think any of us would do - drove to a nearby affluent area, found the biggest, nicest house and put a tenner through their letter box.

You mark my words, before long that money will trickle down to the homeless guy.

Quite the day, when you think about it. Stroke & heart attack victims now waiting two hours for an ambulance, people unable to afford food, and the UK pulling apart as never before. But, you know, the leader of the opposition ate a meal.

really feels like 2020 again! the weather is great and everyone has covid

Boris Johnson. If you can let us know which part of the UK is the only one you give a shit about, give us a sign.

Anything.

It can be as subtle as you want.

Stay at home. Protect the NHS. Save lives.

Gardening is a great hobby to improve physical activity, mobility and emotional wellbeing. In this video, Ruth shares her story.

We have teamed up with the kind folk at @Dobbies to provide people affected by stroke with info of how to get into gardening: strk.org.uk/3fNXebU

Following the Cummings saga in the UK, this is spot on..

Looks like I'll see everyone in July then!!

Hey Vodafone UK is there a cooling off period in your sim only contracts? Regret leaving Three UK to join you guys!

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Loving my new mug, it’s amazing what CGI all do #ExperienceCGI

FYI England rugby fans, this is why nobody likes you.

A7 closed between Stow and Foutainhall buses will divert to A68 at Tynehead southbound and Galashiels northbound

SWEAR TO GOD IF A SEE ONE MORE TWEET ABOUT ‘THEY’RE GOING HOME’ THEN A SWEAR AM GONNA RETWEET IT COS THEY’RE GAWN HAME

Fuck off.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Local News Reporters leave a warm, dry studio to drive around looking for somewhere really snowy to broadcast from, only then to inform the public that the authorities are advising people not to make unnecessary journeys? 🤔

#Snowmageddon