me arriving at the store to buy more high calorie protein powder

I don’t mean to sound insane but that eclipse shifted something we literally are so back.

Hell’s Kitchen is crazy, everyone dresses like they live in Chicago in 2015

me on my daily commute in saigon

feeling very halbaddie because there were literally no asian-looking tourists in india so people kept talking to me/asking for pics … india kudasai !!!

feeling melancholy missing my nyc apartment, where i lived from 2017 to 2021 with a seasonally rotating cast of on-and-off roommates and house guests. it’s been sublet for the past 3 years but i get to return next summer

u mean a politician staged a photo opp ? that’s what you’re supposed to do biden get ur ass out to a raising canes

getting dinner w friends is literally just like sex and the city

it’s not really over communication it’s just condescending / irritating diction

good god open the schools, cancel summer vacation, ban recess

throwback to when i interviewed omar apollo about his hot sauce for food
& wine foodandwine.com/condiments/hot…

now that we’ve all established this is a mess, i don’t want to hear everyone being like “you never hold twinks to the same standard” next time we critique a ghastly sam smith editorial

people who don’t remember kiesza were simply too young or too old. she was specifically for 21 year olds in 2014

when u travel alone

not to ask the obvious but do we think he even knows who half of these are

A MOVIE STAR

lets go to parises

💎 💜

like halsey im coming out as triple bi

bisexual
biracial
bipolar

wait he got married ??