Comedian Destroys Da Room... Literally!!!

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Can you believe it has been one year since James Cordens last episode? (April 27, 2023) Ticket sales from this weeks Corn Beef will go to Corden, in hopes that he can reclaim his rightful time slot!!

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Comedian Asks A Crazy Question Then Goes Crazy At Da End!

Thank freaking god Corn Beef is back tomorrow, I was goin through withdrawal so bad I started getting da meat shakes

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this woman came to speak at my middle school & gave a 30 min presentation about her experience. then she opened it up for questions & a kid asked “how come you lived in a tree” 🤣

ruining da vibe across America w/ charles gould again in May!

5/12 at The Lincoln Lodge
5/14 at Cactus Club
5/16 at The Comedy Corner Underground
5/19 at PhilaMOCA

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today is da 20th anniversary of my infamous April fools prank I pulled when I was a HS freshman that got me out of school suspended. i will tell this epic story on Corn Beef tonite

w/ RJ Hoffman Rachel Borat Kaly 🍯 wes haney Rojo Perez

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Dream crack pipe rotation

Christopher abbott at da end of Poor Things 🤣

Nah but for real @JimBruer should sue that Greek freak for stealing his intellectual property. and while we are at it, Chris Kattan could make a damn good case that Emma Stone was based off Mr Peepers!!🤬

Pitchfork gone, Vice gone…what next? Another website no ones looked at for 9 years is also gone??🤣

Vice would still be around if they’d greenlit Nightmare Blunt Rotation (each ep I smoke high-grade kush w/ a serial killer, a guy from Slipknot & one of my middle school bullies)

fyi

do yall think this movie will happen in real life?? tryin to get my body count up before then 😭

Debate team tryouts today

everyone in my polycule has a dookie kink!! when we leave da airbnb, it be looking like da cafeteria after a sloppy Joe food fight 🤣

Patrick mahome RANT!!

we are putting in da work because Two Guys Who Ruin the Vibe tour begins TOMORROW at littlefield, with special guest Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt

Portland: 2/4 at Mississippi Studios
Seattle: 2/6 at Here-After
LA: 2/7 at The Elysian (w/ Bardia Salimi)

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rubbing coke on my lips so it feels like someone else is suckin my dick

me & charles gould are all packed for tour!

NYC: 2/1 at littlefield (w/ Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt)
Portland: 2/4 at Mississippi Studios
Seattle: 2/6 at Here-After
LA: 2/7 at The Elysian (w/ Bardia Salimi)

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