snooker is unreal tonight, two parallel nail-biters happening at the same time. tense!

wow #MAFSAU is great if you're into terrible people saying 'babe' to each other a lot

Wasn’t me

It’s nearly May and it’s 11°C, we have two Tory parties, no-one’s had a proper pay rise since 2008, and Ketchup costs more than a bottle of plonk happy to help x

someone is porting Wipeout to the Playdate. my mind is blown.

Only awards show that acknowledged the visuals was an animation festival. Not even a hon mention iirc 🤷‍♂️

ow, c'mon

lock the joke down, it has been completed

I'm no expert, but personally if I was going to do a murder, I would simply avoid writing down the exact specifics of the murder in a journal

Ppl on Twitter: if you look at the left corner of his eye the iris diverges and also the light pattern is not consistent. This is AI.

Ppl on Facebook after seeing a pitbull praying at church with wings: Amen 🙏 how do you train your dog to do this send advise 🕊

this is a great way to show you've literally never seen or understood a millisecond of a famously progressive show that was decades ahead of its time, in favour of being a ludicrous reactionary dickbag for clicks. sit down