This and a Diet Coke did fix me.

I love playing keep away with the check and I will never stop. Gotta be quick with it.

resist the urge to fearfully guess your audience

some of you weren’t there*

*the year 2012 when the promo trailer for Girls season 2 featuring the song Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding dropped

adèle exarchopoulos for vanity fair france

this is what the phrase “fate worse than death” means to me personally

Those who cannot clock their own tea are destined to repeat it

lol this is every journalist's origin story

we need a regular iced coffee line like we have for TSA pre check

'My friend Eric once received a theater-wide ovation as he descended the steps to his seat, draped in a plush boa constrictor before a showing of Snakes on a Plane.' Josh Gondelman dirt.fyi/article/2024/0…

Daisy Alioto the way they’re grasping for straws at those weaknesses….

clearly the best sign

lmao

haven’t packed a single moving box and already debating what to do with the slice of wedding cake in our freezer

*on the phone* Yeah, I talked to the priest, he said squishmallows are not ensouled *long pause* I mean, I can ask him again...

R.I.P. Hollywood Hits! Thank you for all the cheap tickets!

Sending 'My Movie Theater' off with a bang with a final entry from Josh Gondelman 🍿 dirt.fyi/article/2024/0…

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