Sun’s setting, what better time to have a beer ? ( six days off ) 😎

Take heed folks 😎

£1,600-a-year to listen to a bunch of piss-stained old bores tell stories about Donald Sinden
Quite a victory...

Still writing this bloody speech. So far I've got:

'Now then, now then, guys 'n' gals, I'd like to thank you all for coming to this 'ere wedding, do you see, do you see, jingle jangle, jingle jangle, goodness gracious, goodness gracious, 'ow's about that then?

Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine Sky arts tonight - can’t wait ❤️

Very sobering and chilling.

If you knew Hamas were bestial before, this will confirm your view.

In summary ⁦Welsh Government⁩ want
to spend £18m of OUR money EVERY year so there is more of them - which essentially means they all do less work.
And at same time gaming the system to Labour remain in power for ever
Sounds a great deal - for them bbc.com/news/articles/…

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Born on this day 1913.
Sidney James was a South African-British actor and comedian whose career encompassed radio, television, stage and screen. Noted for his distinct dirty laugh, he was best known for numerous roles in the Carry On film series.

He was a terrorist and never took his seat.

Wednesday 😳

Ffs 😁

New kettle in work, kindly donated by Paul Young.
🎶 wherever I lay my hat🎶

It would be a military masterstroke if Hamas released all their Israeli hostages today.

But they can’t, can they?

Because these savages have murdered them.

Bless ❤️

I changed my brother's photo on my dad's stairs to Kim Jong-un and my dad still hasn't noticed after 2 weeks. The most dullest photo I could find!

Gets a puncture on the motorway, wants a new tyre fitted, guess what, he doesn't want to pay for it.

Things don't work that way

The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.