I'll get my coat! #angepostecoglou #Ange #SPURS #TOTBHA

JONNY CLAYTON TopMan...💯% Dutch Darts Champion 🏆 #pdc #Europeandarts

Here's Lee Dixon and Sperm Splatterface with the second half...music to your bloody ears! #ENGSEN #ITVSport

Oh dear...turns out Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface's commentary wasn't the worst thing on #ITV tonight! #ENGSEN

That doll reminded me of Elise Christie...what's she up to these days? #notgoingout

Watching Capital's Summer Time Ball, to say Mariha Carey's got a little bit of the Tina Turner's going on is an understatement...thought she was channeling Stevie Wonder too for the first two songs tbh.

The 1975 bland...100% awful...I mean just fucking awful! #Glastonbury

That must of been the worst penalty shootout ever...bet Joey Barton's wanking over this shit! #SWEENG

Absolutely brilliant...well done guys! #TheHitList

Never a frown with Gordon Brown. #FridayVibes

Just can't put it Down Down. #ASongOrMovieForReadingBooks

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That was the funniest episode of #TheWeakestLink celebrities I've seen...A Radio 2 special...Sally Traffic eh!...who knew? #WeakestLinkCelebrities

Sam wanted to travel...couldn't even make it back to his seat! #TheChase

Nice to see Shirley giving a nod to Sue Perkins. #StrictlyComeDancing

Me, when Dan Dawson hasn't commented on the darts all weekend...although neither has Wayne Mardle, so every cloud eh? #Europeandarts #Final #PDC #dartsnews #Machineseeker

Joe Marler saying he's hatching a plan to trap the Traitors when there's only 4 people left to choose from and he's besties with 2 of them! Yeah, you show 'em Joe! #CelebrityTraitors

Joe Marler, when he thinks he's heard Wes Streeting mention his name on tv.