stuff on eBay be like $4.99!.....+ shipping $89.60

Thank you for supporting us Chrissy 💜 Much love too ya!

You can’t tell me Kia’s new logo isnt Nine Inch Nails

Anyone else just have random outbursts of 'GRANDKID ROUND UP!'? No? Just me?

Christmas falling on a Saturday just doesn't hit the same

Every year I get the kids hyped up to decorate a gingerbread house and every year we cry when we get to the 'wait 3 hours for house to dry before decorating' part of the instructions

Me in my 20s: who ARE these people who buy Xmas antlers for their car?!?

Me in my 30s: *searches Amazon for minivan xmas antlers*

Me right before starting a task: 'you know what I'm a tiny bit hungry I should make sure I'm 120% full so I can focus on this'

*stuffs face for a 7-minute task*

Just a friendly reminder that real friends don't write names on gift bags....let's keep that shit clean to continue its circle of life

Wore ankle socks with my cozy winter boots and now they're fighting for their life while I try to act like everything is fine