swifties i’m so serious when the numbers come out tomorrow i want yall to be INSUFFERABLE and ESPECIALLY to the home-wrecking, race-bending, donut-licking stans.

Nurse, she’s out again… 🥼 The #FortnightVideo with Post Malone premieres at 8pm EST. We’ll be calling a board meeting to watch along at taylor.lnk.to/fortnightmv

“Famous All Over The World” - George V and the rulers of the Indian princely states

- Imperial Hotel, New Delhi

This is such a great album - with a few clunky lyrics yes, but even they fit the theme songs they’re from - I can’t take stan twitter seriously you’re all grasping at straws just waiting for her to fail but she just … won’t #TSTTPD

Taylor Swift’s ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ to debut at #1 on the Billboard 200 with a minimum of 2 million units in its opening week, according to HITS Daily Double. It will mark the biggest debut of her career.

“Fuck you if you don’t agree with me”

We have to laugh

📈| According to HITSDD, 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' has already broken 'Midnights's record of biggest debut for an album on Spotify!

omfg hope she’s okay 🥺💔

📈| HITS Daily Double confirm that #TSTTPD will soar past 2m+ units in its first week in the US!

Taylor Swift released a new album, the lyrics are phenomenal, the music smashes, stan twitter hated it, it’s already smashing records - it’s like clockwork all over again ⏰

‘So High School’ by Taylor Swift is now the #1 song on US iTunes, surpassing her own ‘The Black Dog.’

oh u dumb hoe

🤍| Business Insider gives #TSTTPD by Taylor Swift a score of 84/100 claiming it’s the “messiest, horniest, and funniest album she's ever made.”

“There's depth and texture in these songs, even shades of the guitar-forward rock sound that many fans crave. It's a pop album…

🏆| “The Tortured Poets Department” is officially the largest music preorder of all time at Target!
#TSTTPD

🤍| #TSTTPD is already the most streamed album in a single day on Amazon Music history!

Why don’t you contextualise these lyrics and how they mock people who glamourise the past without taking the time to reflect on all that was wrong with it?

(Ari stan btw we HAVE to laugh)

Out for dinner at The Imperial, built by the Raj in 1936 - nice to see it still acknowledging its connections to Britain!

TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES
YOU KNOW HOW TO BALL I KNOW ARISTOTLE

OH BEYONDHOPE DON’T CRY

Someone buy him a drink for me please ❤️