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Captain Starkiller

@cpnStarkiller

A proud member of the guardian reading tofu-eating #wokerati who feels Britain is great, but it should be so much better for us all.

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський(@ZelenskyyUa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am grateful to the United States House of Representatives, both parties, and personally Speaker Mike Johnson for the decision that keeps history on the right track.

Democracy and freedom will always have global significance and will never fail as long as America helps to

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Londoner in Colchester City 🇪🇺(@colchlondoner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Never forget...

Of the last 8 recessions the Tory Party were in charge for 7 of them.
They are NOT nor have they EVER been safe hands with our economy.
Fundamentally unfit for Public Office Billions wasted & given away... James Cracknell

Never forget... Of the last 8 recessions the Tory Party were in charge for 7 of them. They are NOT nor have they EVER been safe hands with our economy. Fundamentally unfit for Public Office Billions wasted & given away... #Colchester @jamescracknell
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Alison K. Montijn🌻☕(@alisonkatebr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This work-shy scammer thinks that having died in the 1630s and been naturally mummified is an excuse not to work. Sick note culture in action. He could work at Tesco.

This work-shy scammer thinks that having died in the 1630s and been naturally mummified is an excuse not to work. Sick note culture in action. He could work at Tesco.
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Richard Hewison(@RichardHewison) 's Twitter Profile Photo

* OFFICIAL APOLOGY *

An apology on behalf of the Party Treasurer

Sometimes in politics people get things wrong & have to apologise, and as party treasurer I feel I must do this now to the people who recently donated £5,000 to our party

I’m sorry to say this money

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Paul Ilett(@Paul_Ilett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I assume we’ll have weeks of this being on the front page on the Daily Mail, urging the police to investigate…

Tory MP Mark Menzies suspended over alleged misuse of campaign funds bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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Jon Sopel(@jonsopel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is astonishing. The MP who made the complaint to police about wrongdoing by Angela Rayner 🌹 won’t or can’t say what she’s alleged to have done wrong. It’s not sub judice; as far as we know no charges are imminent. So why not just say. Bit weasely, no?

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LBC(@LBC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Did he fall asleep?'
'Yeah - he's a 78-year-old man... but it's potentially damaging.'

Jon Sopel explains to James O'Brien why Donald Trump 'dosing off in court' may affect his case, but notes it's unlikely he'll be face jail time as 'rich people don't go to prison in America'.

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Jon Sopel(@jonsopel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most damaging bit of the Mark Menzies story is the allegation that government whips knew about this for months and chose to do nothing

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Fesshole 🧻(@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So my dog passed away 5years ago and she always had subscription food, on a recurring card payment, I didn't cancel the payment because I couldn't bear to admit after 16yrs she'd gone, so I donate the food to the local dog charity with a note every month for the doggy's

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