So Kendrick dropped Euphoria which everyone thought was the end of what he had, perhaps a bluff, then Drake dropped Family Matters but THEN within a fucking hour Kendrick drops Meet the Grahams, a lyrical nuke bomb, it was locked and loaded bc he baited Drake and Drake bit

I am Ron Burgandy? #SFB14

May the fo- third be with you

overhearing complete strangers talking about the falcons pick, but remembering they are complete strangers and it’s not appropriate to jump in with my thoughts

Fantasy Life is excited to welcome Emily Stone as our new Director of Operations!

Previously, Emily has made huge impacts at NFL Network, Spectrum Sports, Riot Games, and most recently Director of Operations at Girraphic, where she won multiple Sports Emmys. Welcome, Emily!

Cooter takeover

Day 1 of vacation: Old fashioned acquired

life is goooooooooood

Alexa, who is the inventor of Baja Blast

making direct eye contact with the airline stewardess bc I’m not about to let you perform this buckle demo without an audience baby I gotchu

kid: “mercy butt poo!”

me: 🧐

kid: “it’s French for thank you! MERCY BUTT POO!”

Just finished my second run of the year. If I can keep this up, it’s over for you fuckers.

If you don't know who the Atlanta Falcons of your fantasy draft is, then it's you.

Guess what day it is brothers ☝🏻

I just spent 10 minutes reading about the science behind buttoning a jacket and I’ve never felt more alive

cooterdoodle not in Louisiana anymore?

cooterdoodle B B M R O S T E R S I N B I O