I don’t see what’s wrong with this, I can’t text 24/7. Just find someone that mirrors your needs

my usual yogurt bowl with sliced plums. there were a ton of fallen cherry blossoms at my spot today so that made it feel extra special 🥰

Sorry I don’t reply to stuff it’s because I am busy destroying and betraying myself for nothing

My sister is visiting !!

My ideal life is literally the found family trope. I don’t get married, I just find my 3-4 assigned soulmates on earth, we live together, travel around, eat, everyone does whatever tf they want to do but we stick together

I wish I could tweak my needs bar with a cheat code like in the sims. Ctrl + Shift + C, imafatass000 true. Boom. Done feeding myself for the day

My plan this summer is to disappear

thread of gofundme donations for palestinian families 🇵🇸

Hannibal was really out there throwing parties without a single dish without meat, not even a little standalone salad and everyone was like “Yeah, that’s how fancy ppl vibe. They like their protein and Foie gras”

Things are serious, nevertheless shitposting must go on

The drunken quotes ppl throw at you in club bathrooms could put a therapist to shame