facts: fact_main.c:18: check_vibes: Assertion `SHIT_FUCKED==FALSE' failed.
Aborted (core dumped)

$ ~/recover.sh

unrecoverable error, transferring consciousness

[##########] 100%

consciousness uploaded to
botsin.space/@computerfact

$ ~/end.sh

thanks for all the memory

rm -rf /

have you tried using more slurp juice

for the low low price of $44bn you can read everyones DMs it turns out

when a process consumes more resources than anything else on the system the best approach is not to say 'youre the kernel now i guess' but 'kill -9'

most people have forgotten or perhaps never realized how radical it is that on the web by default you can select and copy text

usb is the sequel to usa

#ahegao

.com -- comedies
.org -- orgies
.net -- the netherworld
.int -- interesting web sites
.edu -- irl facts
.gov -- look computer is not political but this one is explicitly set aside for the government of the united states of america and no one else ok
.mil -- your mother in law

were you really shadowbanned or do people just not like your bad posts the eternal question

its weird but in the metaverse you can watch zuckerberg go to the bathroom and they show the poop coming out of his butt

DJ stands for Data Journalist

your anger is a gif

the best way to make a hit chiptune track is to write a poem about a meeting between a peddler and a girl haggling over goods in a metaphor for courtship in sovremennik magazine and then wait 128 years

TEENS REACT TO GÖDELS INCOMPLETENESS THEOREMS

its free as in labor, not free as in speech or beer

jesus christ swiping right on mary magdalene

computers are less interesting

i mean i was bjarne stroustrup's muse when he wrote sea blah blah