i really like cheese... i think i may have been a mouse in a past life

daddy why r we so rich? 'well son you see, your great grandfather was a Milady'

i need to make so much money i can kidnap my friends for fun

This older business guy announced to the table at a formal dinner 'I believe you should try everything atleast once' and I immediately fired back 'how about gay sex?' and it landed so well the Canadians were pissing their pants laughing for like 5 minutes.

Yippie

billions must yippie

divine right of miladys is the new divine right of kings

study absolutism

GET TO BUILDING BHAI Gajesh

Not great

is there a chinese version of lord of the rings ?

Retardio moon and pussy in bio rising

set my priority fee to 1 sol bcuz bonkbot kept failing and forgot before i dropped 10 sol into a coin. i just burned 6 of them kms reeeeee

if u dont rotate straight into pups ur more redacted than me and thats saying ALOT

If u don’t bust when she looks @ u ur not edgemaxxing hard enuff

Peace out NYC. Wearing my protective blessed Milady drip shouts out Remilia and whitehearts

Fren tek ppl liek BUy ME SeLL Me SLUT me OuT

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make male dolphins just cum over and over and over. from this point on I will call these secretions dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like holy shit dude we gotta test this, you know? For science! So the scientists collected a…

if you wear milady merch during the eclipse you are divinely protected