This is too funny😭😭😭

I feel very irritable, angry and just frustrated today, I’ll just blame it on this female hormones, but I need an outlet.

Having food in the fridge is unbeatable. It takes away the stress of deciding what to eat, even if I'm not in the mood for that specific food right now, I'll still have it.

Used to teach maths and further mathematics in this very small school. Can’t believe I was a kid teaching other kids and oh how I was so good at it. Still have very good cordial relationship with my ex-students.

I’ve been working since I was 16 really. I never clocked how impressive that was till recently, thought it was the norm.

I really hate how even if a man say he fucked you, and he didn’t, everybody still believes it.

Y’all be acting like niggas don’t lie

3 hours later and my house is brand new

Uh 2002? I’m still underaged please

Make I buy ticket for Hotspur

Going on a cleaning frenzy

I want to drink palm wine

Tweeting because life didn’t end when my mother abandoned me in the bush to die.

Just call it banana cake, not banana bread please

Sometimes, I crave indulgence, longing for some 'me time' out and about. But then, thoughts of expenses and bills flood in, reminding me of what I could accomplish with that money. So, I opt for a simple meal of warm eba instead.🙂

Showmax is whining me

I for pay for personal trainer

This one wants to marry me

When it is to the point that I can’t make it to the gym, i know something’s up.

The headaches after crying<<

And i understand