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The Morning Monty cosplays a couch vulture.

goooood morning it is cool and wet and yes we’re running late - but even on the weekends when people want to sleep in: Dogs Want Walks

I have watched this so many times you guys

6 bids already, it just went up, y'all are amazing. We're already closing in on the goal of 50k to help Gazan families survive. Thank you for signal-boosting and donating to save lives. 💖

anyway good night

I’m sorry but what do you MEAN it’s gonna be rainy and gross for another few days

In the history of my Twitter account, I've gone viral exactly once, for a funny thing I said about pants. Now this thread is getting some attention...and you know what, good. News outlets had already moved on by the end of Thursday, but I haven't. My kids haven't. Please share.

The Morning Monty is unimpressed by the gloomy #Caturday weather.

Just finished Late Night with the Devil and thought it was pretty cool. Unexpected from several different angles, great retro vibes and visuals. David IWouldOnlySpellItWrong was terrific. Four stars, dug it, but wanted to hear more about the tall trees.

The Morning Monty could really get used to this.

goooood morning it is cool and bright and it’s supposed to get damp and raining later on, so let’s get rolling while the sun is shining - because as we all know by now: Dogs Want Walks

anyway good night

Lucy hanging with her cat friend, who did not swat her when she bopped him on the head and play bowed even tho he was taken off-guard; he also declined to hiss when she barked in his face. He wouldn’t play with her, either (but they did play chase last night).

Hey folks, can you please retweet. Finley’s brother needs to find a new forever home, suburban life would be best for him because city life is a little stressful for him.

The Morning Monty in his natural habitat

goooood morning it’s bright and cool and these two are raring to go (even tho they let me sleep in a bit) - so I’ll grab a jacket and we’ll get rolling, because sooner or later: Dogs Want Walks

anyway good night

Jesus Christ - this is a friend of mine. Thread 👇