Nine nine!

I've heard folks are bringing back lunch meetings and y'all need to cut that the hell out

I have to believe there's a large percentage of 50+ year-old software developers out there nowadays wishing they could go back to shipping a non-networked application on a CD in a box.

It's Monday. The upcoming Sunday is called:

OH: "Mars has a higher proportion of Linux devices with working audio than any other known planet in the universe."

Shout out to all the folks still running a simple Grafana install talking to a carbon/whisper backend.

It's been 9 months now since the acquisition of Chef and I am here to say that the doomsayers were wrong so far. OSS #chef (cinc.sh) is alive and well as promised. Chef (paid) feature and bugfix releases have continued at a regular pace.

"Key off operation: If both front doors are closed, all the power windows work for 43 seconds even after the ignition switch is turned off."

TIL: 11 year-olds know everything already.

TIL: Owls do that cute circular head bob because their eyes are fixed in place: audubon.org/news/why-do-ow…

#SPYArtifact: Secret Cipher Ashtray, circa. 1930-1940, Unknown Issuer. • Even an ashtray can be more than meets the eye. Disguised in full view as an ashtray, this device could be used to encipher and decipher messages.

How is an OEM replacement Dell battery more than 1/8th the cost of the original laptop purchased 1.8yrs ago? :weary:

Code quality question re: boolean flag naming

Unknown operation 'rebgoot'.

Visiting Seattle in July and keep hearing from multiple people who have gone in the last 5 years that it's gross and bad. Any comments or advice?

#SPYArtifact: “Rupert” #DDay Decoy Dummy Paratrooper Nicknamed Ruperts, hundreds were dropped by Allied forces to simulate an airborne invasion and draw German forces from the actual Normandy invasion site. The paradummies exploded on landing, concealing their true identity.

L1N2XU232?

Someone write a PAM configuration modeler and simulator. Shit is terrible.

It's amusing to see how much effort is being spent to effectively reinvent ColdFusion from ~22 years ago.