I hope the things happening in Bosnia right now are just the usual election year saber rattling of a corrupted, barely functioning state, or the occasional genocidal dreams of some Serbian politicians (they love that shit).

No person in their right mind wants a war.

I overdosed on Cheetos corn puffs yesterday.

Plz send prayers (I prefer Hindu prayers!). 🙏

Lifehack:

Don't eat bread in your car. While driving.

Nobody:

Me: Bruce Lee was nothing compared to BORE LEE!!!
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My dayjob is working in real estates, but I'd actually love to switch to the fake estates industry.

For a second I thought my pinned tweet was gone.

May God help you if you followed me for copy writing and/or business advice.

Dude, I can't wait for World War III! 😋 medium.com/@cigarandsalt/…

Hello I lost the password to my X, plz send me some money so I can retrieve it!

Thanks, fam! ✌🏾

Be honest with me for once!

During my detox days, I get so hungry that I devour a whole can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion before going to bed.

I love children. I truly believe they are our future.

Maybe I should have called myself 'childlover_man' or something like that on X to reflect that.

I'm a white male from the West. Respect my authority on this.
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My two biggest wishes are...

1. World peace.

2. Cool tentacles on my body so I'd look like a Cthulhu/human hybrid.

Is that too much to ask for?! 😭

My name is Ivan.

That has nothing to do with Iran.

You know how much money I made in 5 years with my indie horror books publishing side gig?

$60.

I don't care.

I do it for the fun. And because I enjoy writing and love reading weird and creepy stories.

If your laptop screen doesn't look like this, are you even hustlin'?!

I was not always the cool person I am today.

There was a time when I did NOT EVEN smoke! Cringe!

Question to my fellow entreprenars:

Which God/s should I pray to for maximum profit?

I showed up every day since I started on X!

Every. Day.

Except for like 9 days when I didn't show up. 💪🏽