Mama took me for a ride in her stroller. Mama’s stroller is way fancy!

When Mama says, “c’mon, we’re home!” But you want to stay in the fancy stroller.

Me: Six egg wrapper cheese omelette with a double order of thick cut bacon. Whole wheat toast with strawberry jam. Slice of watermelon. Large ice water. Mama: Here’s your kibble. 🤬

Guess who got second brekkies?!? Now LET’S PLAY Mama!

This one has more marzipan notes than I like, but the anise on the finish is amazing.

If I fits I sits.

Mom! Hey Mom! I l’ll bet you can’t find me!

Get in my belly!

Jackie was always happy everywhere but our sea house was her favorite place ❤️❤️❤️💔🐾

My face when I see this. Mama’s going to be in there for hours. 😩

Daddy never licks his paws so I have to do it. 🙄

Cleo slept in my spot in the middle of tallbed last night so I had to stand on Mama’s head all night. #NotSorry

The question is not why do I lick you so much. The question is why won’t you lick me back? #BulldogProblems

So this was after she sat on me this afternoon 😂 I had to get up and literally by the time I turned around she was like this 😂🙄🙄🙄😭 Brat

Morning with Mama. Rub the rolls!

I love when Mama runs her fingers through my fur but apparently standing on her head with all four paws in her hair at 5am is a big NO LIZZIE with a mean voice then Daddy puts me on the foot of the bed and honestly, who can keep up with these humans and their arbitrary rules?!

Lizzie, STAY OFF MAMA’s HEAD!

Is this one of your bad jokes?

Friends I need advice. Mama really hates when I lick her skin and says I need to stop. Anyway, my question is what’s the best paw placement to get the best traction when standing on her head so I can lick her shoulder? I need to both hold her down and balance. Thanks!

Holy CRUNCH! Have you ever had a pork rind?!