*sees the sun for the first time in two days*
Damn bitch, where you been at?

This is what happens when you get rid of DEI

Pray the gay to stay

Woman sitting next to me in choir, about the conductor: 'He can't count, he's a baritone.
Me: 'Oh shit!'

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Good Monsters is a top tier album

Choir director: You're singing this too slow
Me: My brother in Christ you are conducting too slow, move the baton faster

Now that's what I call theology

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I need this rain to sort itself out before I leave the house

I watched a TikTok where someone asked Roxane Gay what books she would burn if she was stuck in a library during a blizzard, and someone in the comments said James Patterson books because they'd keep you warm for a long time lol

Having the whole bed to myself

They got all this smoke for student protestors but not for the dude who killed those babies in Uvalde