Nap seems like a good idea until you wake up face down in drool, pillow creases on your cheek not knowing what day it is.....

The Rolling Stones Bigger Bang 2006 World Tour with dates Original Rare Vintage XXL ebay.co.uk/itm/2667786958… #eBay via eBay UK

Would love your opinion on this song I have written. It’s called Girls Like Me… should I professionally record it??? #NewMusic #poprock #singersongwriter #music magazine #music #SaturdayVibes

Name the singer. Bonus points for the year.

if I only had a heart

me

never bring a knife to a gunfight

#parenting

congrats!

#LifeHack If you have sex with a corpse on a waterbed, It feels like they are participating

You'd think the part of the brain that used to remember phone numbers would take over and start remembering passwords.

But NOOOO!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS LEFT FOR COLLEGE HE TOLD HIS FATHER 'YOU ARE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW'.

I don't understand why doctors keep demanding fair wages.

I've never seen a guy in a lab coat running dodgems or selling candy floss.

Every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed.

Robocop Directives

1987:

1) Serve the public trust
2) Protect the innocent
3) Uphold the law

2024:

1) Chase down 'offensive' Tweets

If life gives you Dyslexia.

Make Lyxsilade

20 years from now a commercial will say: Have you been offended on Social Media? You may be entitled to financial compensation.