Blocking him & Locked in

The universe looking out for me locking me into training the weekend of Miami F1 #Grateful

Where can I get an elk steak in St.Petersburg??

Life is beautiful 😭

What boat your on & what it says about you…

The new express lane isn’t expressing

My sister, basking in the sun: 🦞

Me, napping in the shade: 🐪

“Let me be your sneaky link”

He’s 40

Hobby szn is hereeee

Baby shorts, backless tops & a new highlighter may save me

Keeping funny friends around me since grade school 🫶🏼

BE CAREFUL opening your notes app while on FaceTime. Nearly “collaborated” a 6 month journal entry about him TO HIM😮‍💨

Hang with dogs long enough, you’re gna catch fleas

Body dysmorphia so intense I’m going to Publix to weigh myself bc I don’t believe the scale at home

“Even Lana dates lizards” -Brooke Schofield

And I’m no sweet dream but I’m a hell of a night

Something about intelligence tickles my pickle

4 bottles of water with lunch👌🏼

I know you wanna ft bby I have samgsung

And I could leave a party without ever letting you know