just listened to push ups for the first time and had to run it back again…. feel like this the first time I know what everything’s about in rap beef - it’s invigorating.

why haven’t lana and alex turner done a huge collab yet…

I didn’t know i still had it in me but I sprawled and rolled tonight at practice

She’s like when you give a homeschooled kid a Mountain Dew

Anniversary of the “I fucking hate this place” game.

Alec Bohm with the sliding catch to seal the win.

Tom McCarthy with the “he loves this place!” call.

Masterpiece.

Happy “I fucking hate this place” anniversary to everyone who also hates this place sometimes

the influx of espadrille sandals and wedges along with the comeback of gladiator sandals has me feeling like a cat chasing its tail

Bryce Shiesty, that’s mah dawg

And that is why we pay that man so much goooo phillllies 👍🏼

me on Thursday: “oh boy, I can’t wait until my favorite team, the Philadelphia Phillies, start playing baseball again!”

my favorite team, the Philadelphia Phillies, playing baseball again:

He is risen. Ranger Suárez saved the Phils on Easter Sunday.

This is inspirational

i cannot believe beyonce covered blackbird by kurt from glee on cowboy carter

going out during March madness is just squeaks and whistles and holding my ears to block out my boyfriend screaming words I’ve never heard before at the tv screens

there's no such thing as a bad hozier song

Dunkin' donuts is entirely hit or miss and that's what it makes it soooo east coast catholic. U have to suffer a little to reach transcendence. U have to know that it could snow in March

one cig with her outside of a bar a block away from a beach would change my life

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish