the way he says “small bills, cash” is burned into my brain forever

not you coming to me on the day of my daughter's wedding

Limiting free speech is fascism. I’ll continue to point things like this out. Can’t say y’all weren’t warned. This on a federal level. Biden is president, not Trump. Again, fascism isn’t a political party, it’s an ideology, one both Republicans and Democrats are enacting.

My friend accidentally said “Jeing Bohn Malkovich” and I’m so serious I haven’t stopped laughing for 10 minutes

don't hand me a post on a silver platter like this. let me work for it. let me labor over my tediously self-effacing expressions

i don't like that they obviously do this on purpose now

Friends. I’m sure you need to know what is happening, right?
What the army is doing right now is leveling the Nuseirat Refugee Camp to the ground. They have been attacking it, bombing its houses, schools, and mosques.
They did that previously to my city of Beit Lahia. They did…

“Objective” “unbiased” “reporting”

Israeli soldiers shot a 5-year-old girl in the head in Gaza -- as her mother held her.

they should invent an apple tv remote that doesn't turn off your movie unplug your tv and delete all your accounts if you breathe on it the wrong way

there's randomly the big vibrating pager from Cheesecake Factory in there

maybe i'm different but i would have a hard time sleeping soundly if i spent $12.5 million on this house only to tear it down

'Allowed'! That key word. Israel only authorized the reopening of some of these bakeries after months of starvation and only a modicum of American pressure to stop a full-blown famine from intensifying, after denying (and continuing to deny) there is starvation in Gaza at all.