want to hear something fucked up? cold pills cause me to break out into hives lol. imagine being sick and then being allergic to the medicine

i thought that this was a game for children

i’ve got an idea for an anime. what if all the main characters just started running for no reason? that’d be cool.

do you think teachers secretly love being accidentally called mom?

wtf i bought the prima player’s guide for death stranding but it was just an HP lovecraft collection

why did they make jesus sound so delicious in “silent night”

wow i was smiling and Face ID didn’t recognize my face

one minute you’re the “it girl”, the next you’re the “I.T. Lady”

Big win for the boys tonight! Rogers Arena was rockin’, and it was all thanks to this legend, Crazy P ! Thanks for the photo op and getting the crowd fired up! #Canucks #7NationArmy Vancouver Canucks Canucks PR Francesco Aquilini

my shitty fucking neighbour is having friends over, ignoring quarantine rules, so they can sing “crazy bitch” so loud i can hear it through the wall

i’m too cool for the nerdy kids, but too nerdy for the cool kids

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

i think one of the dudes sunbathing on the apple tv screensaver is naked

hey good news FornaTRON there’s a new album from the used so you don’t need to listen to maroon 5 anymore

hey Smash Mouth what do you think of the new car seat headrest album? favourite song?

Empty net doing better than Binnington #Canucks

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary dedicating this tweet to @turnipthebeets

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