Respect to the Sixers, they busted their asses; all beef henceforth dropped

Well that clinches it, I'm not skipping Halftime Hummus again this playoffs

hell yeah when the going gets tough the tough get weird, let's fuckin go

The OG stands for ownage god

Not chirping or anything, just doing the old breathing exercises, now is not the time to be an asshole

I think I jinxed the Knicks by not having Halftime Hummus, we've been marginally better since I got back from the kitchen

The basketball could be going better, admittedly

Joel's going for 80 tonight, with 69 free throws

Is the TNT sound mix fucked up or is the crowd 75% Knicks fans again

Thanasis is in the game, when's Catharsis checking in huh

Only one man can save us

Every single iteration of 'it was all only a dream'; yes, that one, too

Me whenever a split diopter shot shows up in a De Palma movie.

Wiiiise mennn sayyyy.....I don't get noooooo reeeeespeeect....