Wait, if you make a deal with the devil to fuck over the country in order to stoke your state — and then learn the devil reneged on the deal and is now fucking you over… you get to bitch about it?

Today Phillip was the YouTube employee who copy and pasted “answers” to my questions about my channel being deleted. “When it comes to reinstating your channel, that's not possible since we have reviewed your content and found severe or repeated violations of our Community

Prince and Michael would like to say hi

Far be it from me to tell an IG account with over 8 million followers how to do things, but why wouldn’t you delete your post and start over when you realize you’re too young to know the difference between Cheryl Tiegs and Farrah Fawcett?

Weird Dr. Pat Soon-Shiong still hasn’t learned enough about journalism to give his own paper the scoop, but… baby steps.

I'll never forget the tale of young Carlos being duped by Jerry Garcia at Woodstock. Maybe one day I'll get to write about it on setlist. "We were hanging out backstage, and Jerry Garcia comes over and says, ‘Hey man, you want to take this [LSD]?’ And I said, ‘Sure.’ I didn’t

This is hilarious. Who wants to buy a slice of a money-losing billionaire's propaganda play toy? Red Lobster's a better bet. Just skip the hedge fund and head straight to bankruptcy. L.A. Times Owner Says He Will Take Newspaper Public in Next Year nytimes.com/2025/07/22/bus…

shout out to whoever put a labubu on karl marx' grave

Flying High with Aero... semi-private flying is convenient and this case cute (with pups on board) coolhunting.com/travel/flying-… via COOL HUNTING®

the greatest ozzy show i ever saw was at a car dealer in the valley where the guest stars just kept rolling out one by one including cypress hill, dave navarro, and slash. it was so secret it doesn't even exist on setlist.fm but i took pics for you busblog.com/2008/10/karisa…

wolf alice is the real deal

Always nice to take money from the richest man in the world… for tweeting

Not what I’d call progress. But I’m a crazy person who thinks if Elon Musk has truly seen the Epstein Files he should either testify about what he discovered in front of Congress, or tell Howard Stern on the @SternShow

Fake Christian gets some instant karma?

This👇

these peoples devotion is hilarious until you remember that now they’re defending a pedo

Oh it is.

It's also why passengers will start asking, "how about I cancel, and Venmo you $50 for this trip?"

Why was this amazing Spanish RockFest held in a town of just 6,000 last week? Three reasons: 1. St. James - who Jesus nicknamed he and his bro St. John "The Sons of Thunder" after they asked the Messiah if they should rain fire upon a Samaritan town that dissed Jesus. 2. The

Can’t wait to get 1,000% off my prescriptions like what President Pedo promised today