Was in CS early in my career. I’ll never forget one time someone asked our VP how he saw the department growing in the coming years

VP smiled and said “You’ve got it wrong. If I do my job perfectly, this department shrinks to 0”

Devin Nunes, CEO of Trump Media, accused Citadel and others of “naked short selling” this week

Citadel’s response:

Stopped by the Apple Store today and there was no wait for a Vision Pro demo despite the store being absolutely packed

Chatted with the guy for a bit and he said the hype has totally died since the launch

DoorDash is such a funny business model completely unsustainable so they were like aha you fat lazy fucks here’s an extra $7 charge just cause, close the app I dare you - though so, oink oink piggy

The fucking balls on Zalsav to pay himself the way he does for the performance he delivers is truly unmatched

If your wife can't run a lifestyle business that loses $20k/mo you're not actually rich