This was the first UFC fight I’ve sat down and watched start to finish and that shit got me jumping up and down screaming like this is all I’ve ever cared about in life

“you let your pet sleep with you”

i’d let that mf represent me in court

it’s important to carve out time for your partner’s needs

Little do you know🥴

My toxic trait is i know i could do this on my first try

Fuck no man. I’m trying to enjoy my Thanksgiving.

Cancers fighting scenarios they made up in their heads.

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

*goes to bed*

my nostrils:

😭😭😭😭

Anyway 10 minutes of vines

Me: I'll do it at 6
Time: 6:05
Me: wow looks like I gotta wait till 7 now

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain. 💀

when I accidentally open a chat that I was ignoring:

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

going on social media after your team loses in the playoffs