Me holding Oscar at midnight in strange room

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Going to see Challengers with my mom and dad :)

You can’t heil Hitler anymore

My set from last night on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I cover 30 topics in 5 minutes! #FallonTonight

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It's May 1st! Let's make this the most fun-filled, action packed summer of our lives! 😎

I'm sorry but you just CAN'T have a Dance Moms Reunion without Maddie and Mackenzie 🤬🤬

Best part of being a grown up is doing all the things your mother used to tell you not to do. That's why I'm sitting here with a plastic bag over my he

Excellent joke idea I came up with just before drifting off last night

There comes a point in everyone's life when music festival line ups start to look like foreign languages

Hey guys,

We're opening up Applications to Perform at Cherry Comedy.

If you've not before performed with us or are not in the current rotation of acts, then please submit your details at the link below.

Hoping to have a few spots each month filled from applicants.

Cheers
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When the picks in front of you take too long

Went to eat the free chocolate they give you when you order a coffee in Butlers. I had already eaten it. Gut punch.

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