too soon?

Maybe our choices are getting better? #theinternets youtube.com/shorts/D8KcelW… via YouTube

Evelyn from Sherman Oaks calls CSPAN. She’s my old landlord. OK she’s ME... youtube.com/shorts/l5u2oMB… via YouTube

I’m up to 24 calories but I can’t hear anything. Thanks for the message!

#StillBelieveIt

Candidate for CA Gov spits on Brian Whitman (who wasn’t even on fire!) 2002 youtube.com/shorts/1xi_B7b… via YouTube

Brian Whitman Dennis Miller Show ‘Varsity Panel’ (2005) youtube.com/shorts/3MHCuhE… via YouTube

Trump Word: ‘Error’ youtube.com/shorts/R5tnbFH… via YouTube

I’m not even psychic #TheSageFromNorthGlendale

What will you do if you run into OJ? #NeverDid #OJSimpson youtube.com/shorts/q5FVceI… via YouTube

America’s Most Famous Houseguest looks ready to couch surf with Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia maann.

This has gone on for too long. I thought you were a different Mario Lopez!

Biden is really losing it #Cheers youtube.com/shorts/dNMIJMJ… via YouTube

I remember fearing that my candor would get me bounced to Olive View. #NotThisGuy

Celebrities in a Porn Shop (2006) #ConwayandWhitman #Classic youtube.com/shorts/xyoYZCB… via YouTube

I’d like you to see that I’m still well informed, very funny and boy am I quick. just text me sometime and I’ll show you 😉

I'm #BrianWhitman but I was almost #DoogieHowser youtube.com/shorts/nLkQKXn… via YouTube