My daughter just graduated from 8th grade. If you need me I’ll be filling out my AARP membership forms.

Every day I have to pay rent is the worst day of my life.

Hello Nashville! I’ll be playing at Nelson Green Briar Distillery next Saturday June 8. Special guests include Eugene Mirman, e m m a s w i f t, Sean Nelson & Grant-Lee Phillips. Tickets are available here: exploretock.com/greenbrierdist…

Prints? Prints!

Now available for preorder. brianna-ashby.com/new-products/p…

Prints? Prints!

Now available for preorder. brianna-ashby.com/new-products/p…

My daughter asked for a chocolate raspberry birthday cake and it took exactly zero arm twisting for me to oblige.

Tomorrow my kid is turning 14, so I did what my dad would have done (with the tools he would have done it with); I made her some jewelry.

The necklace is faceted natural sapphire and labradorite, the bracelet adventurine and labradorite. Both strung on silk. Sterling findings.

Girls will drive around listening to Donovan with the sunroof open instead of going to therapy.

I have been laughing for 5 straight minutes.

Apparently I just wake up at 3:30am now.

Are we still doing that two people that match each other’s freak thing? because

Hopes AND dreams?? In this economy????????

Never let it be said that I don’t know how to pick a lamp.