Can he even say that? Truly epic.

Millennials love Conan O’Brien, The Simpsons, and not being able to afford a down payment.

You could just do a compilation of Jesse Plemons’ scenes from all his movies and I’d pay an imax ticket price to go watch it.

Maybe they should think about picking up a second job.

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

Every time I see Hamlet I learn something new about the play. Tonight I learned that Horatio is actually a great character and that the bond between Gertrude and Ophelia has to be deeper than what we see on stage in the scenes preceding Ophelia’s death.

Every time I see Hamlet I learn something new about the play. Tonight I learned that Horatio is actually a great character and that the bond between Gertrude and Ophelia has to be deeper than what we see on stage in the scenes preceding Ophelia’s death.

I love how hack 90s sitcom bits have become woke Twitter threads.

Spent the afternoon supporting the striking journalists Long Beach Post who are fighting back against mass layoffs and retaliation ✊🏼

We are seeing a production of Hamlet tonight that runs 2 hours 30 minutes with a 15 minute intermission, which is the correct way to present it in a non-academic context IMO

Nextdoor and Citizen eat the soul. Should be banned before we even think of doing anything to TikTok.

Many have come for Sex and the City in the past. Their takes have turned to dust. Their blogs have been reduced to ash. Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte live on in Valhalla.

This Gatsby ass spam text…

If these two crazy kids can’t make it 😢

My Dinner with Andre is honestly a top 10 film for me. Should be compulsory.

I love when there’s a beef on the left and you see people talk about “a demand for restorative justice” and you know they mean “you have to do what I want” lol

Congratulations to Baldur's Gate 3!!

So Claire just accused me of 'peppering her urban language with folksy country words. It's seeping into my brain.'