Dorit next season

Hot take: I don’t think anyone else from VPR should join the cast of The Valley. Part of what has worked so well is that most of the cast kinda has no idea what they’re doing, and sending in hardened reality TV vets would dramatically change the vibe!

watching Scheana and Lala try to make Ariana talk to her ex for the 455th time this season

and in that moment, he proved Ariana right

blocking my calendar today so I can listen to the song from the end of the VPR finale on repeat and cry in the bathroom

Denise Richards when she’s not having a good time at a group dinner

thinking about the fact that the final scene of Vanderpump Rules ever could be… KYLE CHAN’S WHISKEY LAUNCH PARTY

we have GOT to find something else for Andy Cohen to do with his hands

first look at the #MetGala carpet 👀

we used to be a proper country (in the sense that Tinsley Mortimer used to go to the Met Gala)

If I were a designer with a table at the met gala I’d bring the whole cast of RHOSLC and smuggle in a camera

no matter what side you're on it's pretty hilarious that Teresa was SO confident Melissa was getting fired at last season's reunion and then literally nothing happened

Ariana returning to Chicago on Broadway this August!

Ariana getting a second run in Chicago already, she really is that girl

Dolores listening to Teresa make a huge deal out of a pre-reunion meeting when they literally all have done it #RHONJ

reminder that you don’t have to like the husbands on RHONJ but they get paid to be on the show so if you don’t want to see them take it up with Bravo!

when the housewives drought is finally over and it’s time to pivot to being stressed about RHONJ for the next four months

Jenna Lyons:

realizing it’s been nearly three months since Porsha’s return to RHOA was announced and we still don’t have a full cast

some of you didn’t live through Jax & Brittany Take Kentucky and it shows