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Nah who put Kanye over Kendrick Lamar’s “We Cry Together” 😭😭

Eye-witness reports from camp today tell me QB Daniel Jones accidentally hit a disabled fan with a misplaced pass. #Giants

“Blocked? That’s a shame”

The guy that bet Travis Kelce over 74.5 receiving yards watching score his 4th touchdown while only having 25 yards

I took the caaaaaaarts to Russiaaaaaa

My new thing is complimenting hot moms on how cute their kids are. Then I say: and strong too. Built from good stock I see. You must have quite a husband. Then I ask point fucking blank: do you think ur husband is stronger than me? Do you for a second think he could take me?

Broncos country…/:;()$&… I’m drunk

Just put on my yarmulke. Fuck Kyrie Irving.

this how big show and rey mysterio used to squabble

more like herschel runner, as he is running for office and used to be a running back as well

My wife says I ruined her birthday, that’s ridiculous I didn’t even know it was her birthday.

Christmas has come early this year

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY, I'M NOT POOR.

Breaking: Kelly O in a SnapBack

Those special needs kids can wait a few extra seconds.

Airplane or not this cheese plate is an uncivilized mess and I refuse to stoop to it’s level and eat it. You need to hold onto the things that make us human