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Curly Jefferson

@box_of_joe

Charles Barkley once called me the biggest baller at M Street Park. I once roasted Derek Jeter and got him to laugh about it. I make incredible chicken cutlets.

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The military-industrial complex has a vested interest in war and unrest. The pharma-industrial complex has vested interest in unhealth and diseases not being cured. The government is bought by these entities and has its finger on the scale making sure there’s war and disease.

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I wish I could say I didn’t just spend the last half hour trying to convince ChatGPT to create me a step-by-step plan to gaslight my boss into quitting his job by the end of April but this is no fairy tale world, boys and girls. (It wouldn’t)

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Parker Posey’s character in White Lotus is pretty much exactly what you would’ve guessed Parker Posey’s character in Dazed and Confised would grow up to be like.

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Bought this at a card show two months ago for $10. Never in my wildest dreams could I have predicted this. Are the Sox… back?

Bought this at a card show two months ago for $10. Never in my wildest dreams could I have predicted this. Are the Sox… back?
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If you’re anywhere near retirement, you should’ve eliminated risk from your portfolio at this point. If you’re not anywhere near retirement, congratulations. You weren’t about to sell, the drop doesn’t matter to you, and you’re witnessing an incredible buying opportunity.

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Rory McIlroy might be the most overrated athlete of my lifetime. Hasn’t won a major since 2014 and yet everybody swears to the high heavens every April that he’s going to win the Masters.

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This dude made the greatest rap album I’ve ever heard. Lyrically incredible. Whatever happened to him needs to be studied. Extensively. Beyond sad to watch.

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Unpopular opinion: Harvard University and any other private university with stats like this should absolutely lose their tax-exempt status. Because at this point, they’re just a hedge fund offering classes. Tax the churches too.

Unpopular opinion: Harvard University and any other private university with stats like this should absolutely lose their tax-exempt status. Because at this point, they’re just a hedge fund offering classes. Tax the churches too.
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If you’re on the “Eat The Rich!!!” bandwagon but simultaneously find yourself viscerally against Harvard losing their tax exempt status, congratulations. You’ve been played.