everyone always asking questions these days instead of just fucking with a raw vibe whenever they see one it’s so sad

If you have pets at home and you’re going to be working during the eclipse make sure you close your curtains you don’t want little Mimi the crusty white dog to have crispy retinas

My favourite part about living in Canada is we get to enjoy all four seasons: fall, winter, betrayal and construction

Robots (2005)

It’s 7 degrees and sunny

Always remember McCain Chocolate Deep’n Delicious™️ is cheaper than therapy

Twitter doing a silly one on the timeline 🤪

Willy Wonka Immersive Chocolate Experience you have to stop. Your drip too hard. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. Your style too tough. They’ll kill you

real

J A DOUBLE F

Her: Hey did you want to hang out tonight

Me: Sorry I’m busy tonight

Me:

deluxe fish and chips tastes so good when ya girl ain’t in your ear saying it’s not fancy enough for valentines day

the costco queso dip is an aphrodisiac

average tim hortons worker

A large mini wheat the size of a large mini wheat

some of us are fighting battles you can’t see

Bro is this sativa? I can’t drink sativa bro this is going to give me anxiety oh god please tell me this is indica oh god it’s sativa oh no oh fuck

There were cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Battling the unexplicable urge to reply to every tweet after 4 drinks