the person who sees your vibrator as a threat and not a collaborator is not your soulmate

the person you loved the most gon teach you to never love like that again

people treat u exactly how they feel about you .. be blind if u want to

Ogogoro is used to discuss hardship while Hennessey is used to discuss success. Hustle o, so that when you grow old, you will be playing golf and not draft .🤣

The most confused set of people are those who cry in church ⛪ during worship but sleep during sermon 😕😕.

I no dey go anywhere today, if e easy make pastor sef come my side

If you really need to sleep but the sleep is not coming, what can you do to force it??

With the things going on in my head I can look at you for 20 mins without seeing you 😂 #EdoDecides2024

Because of man, she use her teeth to bite off the fingers of her opponent. Even bull dog no fit bite like this.

i never leave when it gets hard, i leave when it gets disrespectful.

If we are in a relationship..pls call me "MY WOMAN" I need you to personalize me like your whole life depends on it 😭

If you know say you no go dey consistent, abeg no start Akara business for area. You no fit make the whole area put hope on you for breakfast then you ghost 😭😭

Since we are supposed to procreate, won't it be fair that every child comes with his or her proof of funds from God to fund their lifestyle❓🤷🤔

After your third sneeze, that’s between you and GOD. I have done all I could do. Don't expect "bless you after the third sneeze".🚶

Them go dey squeeze your breast anyhow you no talk, Na for toothpaste you get issue. Shegu Waka 🖐️! 🙄

Them go dey squeeze your breast anyhow you no talk, Na for toothpaste you get issue. Shegu Waka 🖐️! 🙄 #Hezbolla

When I die I don’t want to hear ‘I know she’s out there watching over us’ I no dey watch anything, I dey go sleep abeg. Na retirement not security work biko.🙄🚶

STOP smoking weed ☘️ before going to important functions. A guy yesterday asked me at a wedding introduction if the body had arrived? WTF! Gwarinpa guys & doings 🤝😂

My mind is like my internet browser. 17 tabs open, 3 of them are in incognito mode and I have no idea where the music is coming from 😉