The secret to getting a semi rockin body without going to the gym? Vape, drink beer, eat burger, work manual labour job, shit blood out of ass for 6 months, play golf
POV; we’ve just had a nice dinner, accidentally did some m and ended up at the abercrombie, I’m very high, you’re pissing and I’m about to honk on my vape set off the fire alarm and shut down the whole venue (they didn’t kick me out)
Got a call from the specialists saying my follow up appointment is in about a month and they asked ‘will you be okay until then’ like cunt you tell me you’re the doctor guy
Went off the rails and did one bump of rack last night and legit just took my first shit with no blood in it for about 4 months. Truly is the miracle drug
I have this shirt and wore it to the vic under a jumper once because it was on the top of the pile. Sat under a heater and after a few beers took off the jumper cause it was hot forgetting I had it on, had a very Newtown table stop me to explain the ‘women fear me’ part