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iron gooch

@boneturds

lifestyle athlete

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calendar_today04-12-2011 12:46:21

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The secret to getting a semi rockin body without going to the gym? Vape, drink beer, eat burger, work manual labour job, shit blood out of ass for 6 months, play golf

The secret to getting a semi rockin body without going to the gym? Vape, drink beer, eat burger, work manual labour job, shit blood out of ass for 6 months, play golf
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POV; we’ve just had a nice dinner, accidentally did some m and ended up at the abercrombie, I’m very high, you’re pissing and I’m about to honk on my vape set off the fire alarm and shut down the whole venue (they didn’t kick me out)

POV; we’ve just had a nice dinner, accidentally did some m and ended up at the abercrombie, I’m very high, you’re pissing and I’m about to honk on my vape set off the fire alarm and shut down the whole venue (they didn’t kick me out)
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GOOD DOG OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA
walked well and played nicely with the other dogs.

BAD DOG OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA
got on my bed super early in the morning and farted about 5cm from my face, which woke me up

GOOD DOG OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA walked well and played nicely with the other dogs. BAD DOG OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA got on my bed super early in the morning and farted about 5cm from my face, which woke me up
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Trying hard to look engaged in the Israel-Palestine conflict chat my friends house while the party next door sings along to the vengaboys

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Got a call from the specialists saying my follow up appointment is in about a month and they asked ‘will you be okay until then’ like cunt you tell me you’re the doctor guy

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Went off the rails and did one bump of rack last night and legit just took my first shit with no blood in it for about 4 months. Truly is the miracle drug

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They cut the bad stuff outta me but I’ve got to wait another week to see how bad the stuff is I reckon that’s a bit slack

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I have this shirt and wore it to the vic under a jumper once because it was on the top of the pile. Sat under a heater and after a few beers took off the jumper cause it was hot forgetting I had it on, had a very Newtown table stop me to explain the ‘women fear me’ part

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Sometimes you walk into a public toilet somewhere and go ‘how the fuck did this even happen’ and now I know

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