had to excuse self from poker night due to pizza diarrhea

godmanda seyfried as cosette kinda my favorite casting decision in history

new car electric meaning never paying for gas again

yes……………………………………………………………………………………………..…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..…………………………………………………………………………………………………and

santa tell me if he really cares

eternal sunshine yours truly sweetener the rest

just as long as i’m the name on your tattooed heart

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need to lose 400 lbs

that’s that summer that’s them hummers that’s that girl give me your number that’s that jordy that’s that scarlett that I just got out of college that I don’t do this usually I don’t know what you do to me

summer body

you started getting crazy told me fuck you like a whore I thought you was an angel now you yelling to the lord

.marley

how can I be guilty as sin

stink phony pub. i’m gonna keep on drinking at the stink phony pub.

my boyfriend is gay. my baby is shit.

woke up in the princess bed feeling destitute