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BigLawBoiz

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There are approximately 16mm Jews globally, .2% of the population. The world will drown out your voices, but we must speak up when it comes to what we know to be true. We cannot again let history be rewritten and reality to be distorted. Even when you are afraid to speak, speak.

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“Hey bossman, sorry for the delay on turning those comments.. I’ve been head down watching the most horrific videos you can find on the internet of terrorists murdering civilians.”

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Democrat math is trading $6bn for 5 citizens in Iran and Iran using the money to fund Hamas killing 9 Americans in Israel.

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You are about to withstand a barrage of lies about the war that broke out today in Israel.

Some of those lies will be explicit. Some of them will be lies of omission. Others will be lies of obfuscation. Or lies of minimization. Lies told by people who are simply too afraid to…

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When making a closing checklist, be sure to put “make closing checklist” on the checklist and cross it off for the free hit of dopamine.

Follow me for more lawyer hacks.

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Constantly fighting the urge to chime in with “no comments on my end” when no one asked at the end of a call.

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Can you *begin* to imagine the rending-of-garments and treasonous-death-of-democracy-and-rule-of-law op eds if Alito dissented from the bench and called for government and private multi-billion-dollar entities to disregard the constitution and the law?

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How are lawyers and the Titan submersible the same?

After days of being totally lost they end up collapsing under pressure.

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Utterly tragic that their watches were likely destroyed in the implosion, not being depth rated for 13,000ft.

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When they make a movie about the Titanic submarine billionaires, they’ll cast Tom Hanks. Unless the rescue succeeds, then they’ll cast Matt Damon. We’ll find out in 35 hours.

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