Please tell me Austin Healey was watching that pre-match chat?! I don’t think that nickname will ever be allowed to be forgotten 🤣🤣🤣Ben Kay Topsy Ojo should I tag Lorraine Kelly? 🤷‍♂️🤣

Putin's war on Ukraine has entered its next phase, one of destruction and slaughter of civilians. It is also a part of Putin's World War, a war on the civilized world of international law, democracy, and any threat to his power, which he declared long ago. 1/13

🧵My translation of the analysis of the current situation in Russia by an active FSB analyst. Buckle up for a long thread and definitely please share far & wide. The full text is over 2000 words. This is a highly insightful look behind the curtain - covers many subjects.

Let's discuss what's happening in Russia. To put it simply, it's going full fascist. Authorities launched a propaganda campaign to gain popular support for their invasion of Ukraine and they're getting lots of it. You can see "Z" on these guys' clothes. What does it mean? 🧵

Hahahahaha. Fuck off again, human excrement.

I asked a group of 6 year olds "Invent a new Olympic sport" These will be rated. A THREAD

We mocked them, belittled them, abused them, taunted them, lied about them, humiliated them, slandered them, said we knew better than them, undervalued them, overworked them, called them lazy, harassed them, vilified them, incited hatred against them, drove them to despair, but…

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Poor Russ Jones; it’s only Monday…. 🤣🤣

Said it before and I’ll say it again, “poor Russ Jones” 🤣 presumably you’ll need to avoid sleep for a week to get this week in Tory out. I just got off a 30 minute flight and there’s no Liz Truss any more, so I’ve no idea how you’ll cover an entire week 🙈 (can’t wait)!

“Cleverly” is going to have the opposite definition in the dictionary as soon as this party has finished wreaking its havoc….Jesus wept.

Albeit very briefly, always great to see Shawsy Simon Shaw on good form in a Paris boozer! Been a while since the testimonial dinner at the Clay Oven but the social still as good as ever. Didn’t have his ducks with him though 🤣

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Yep.