Why do Uber Eats only let you raise one issue with your order. My Subway order was late, had a wrong item, items that should be hot were cold and the sandwich was toasted despite me not ticking that box. Oh and the driver was nothing like the photo

I was doing a set last night and had to put a bit about #WilliamWragg in it. These Tories have almost scraped through the bottom of the barrel

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#ToriesOut

🚨NEW: Shock poll suggests Ben Houchen is set to lose Tees Valley mayoral election to Labour's Chris McEwan

Local polling by Yasper puts Labour's candidate on 45% and the Conservative on 19% ahead of May's election

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Declaration of interest!?!? How did BBC Question Time allow this? Alarm bells Ofcom !!!

As a kid I loved the French Rugby team, probably because they took livestock to matches. Scotland first, then France. After this year's #SixNations you have to wonder if the refs and TMOs loved them as kids too. 3 out of 5 matches where they should have lost but for the officials

Never in the history of #Glastonbury has there been a more underwhelming set of headliners. Imagine wading through two foot deep mud to be greeted by a Coldplay headline set

It's #WorldBookDay so here is Evie dressed as Charley from Adam Hills's Rock Star Detectives and Alice as Silky from Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree Books.

I despise George Galloway. But for the PM to make an official suggesting that democracy is at risk immediately after a democratic election is an attack on democracy by the PM. Galloway was voted in because of the government. #ToryGaslighting

. @thelastleg Fortified wine down the park with Sir Simon Clarke #PoliticalDrinksParty

. @thelastleg A bottle of gin with Stephen Flynn #PoliticalDrinksParty

Hey @thelastleg how about 'Have a can with Braverman' #PoliticalDrinksParty

Even if Badenoch isn't lying, the reputation of her and the Tories as a whole, means that she is unlikely to ever be believed. Her outrage yesterday reminded me of a toddler having a tantrum about not stealing biscuits after being caught with a biscuit in each hand.

The problem for Kemi Badenoch is that it appears to be her word against Henry Staunton's, and this government has not exactly proven to be trustworthy over the last 14 years. I wonder if she will call him a liar outside of parliament where words are not protected.

Just been to London. Locked Boris in a phone box. Happy days

Booked early check-in Travelodge UK so can check in from noon. Arrived at 1pm to be told they only have one of the rooms we booked and the people in it had upgraded to late check out yesterday. Why allow them to do that when we have early check in?

That was a try. My 6 year old could see the ball go down, what the hell is wrong with the TMO? #SCOvFRA

This is dire #SCOvFRA

Just received a phonecall from the ombudsman to tell me my case against Virgin Media 🐐 has been upheld. Over £600 in compensation and more importantly they have to send me an apology.

I think it would be reasonable to come to the conclusion that the person who recommended Michelle Mone takes part in an interview about PPE was the same person who recommended Prince Andrew speaks to the BBC about pizzas.