i am a Hot Business Woman among many other things

God damn it

This is where I’m complaining from if anyone even cares

I want to go home

Showed my boss TouchTunes and he’s played 11 Black Sabbath songs

when an adult man talks to me about how good he was at football in high school

Dude at this conference has been making fun of me for carrying Tums in my purse all week and now is following me around begging me to give him some. Love to see it

Ummmmm ok ….thanks

mommygirl, CPA prove the haters wrong

I think buying a jet ski would heal me

I know if I delete Twitter I’ll find my husband the next week

A guy just asked me if i twitter, hell yeaaaaa baby

i was born in the right generation i love being barked at and called mommy

I have to work but the playdoh that came with the kids grilled cheese I illegally ordered to my coworker's room is talking to me like the Green goblin mask

I dont really like when you guys talk back to me Youre supposed to love and cherish me

i am Soooooo nice but also very Evil

My ex saw the tweet I always forget people actually see these things