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me: honey have you been divorcepilled? you’ve been acting really infidelity coded

wife: are you seriously going accusation mode right now

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you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity (a local, weekly rap battle) comes once in a lifetime

you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity (a local, weekly rap battle) comes once in a lifetime
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frasier is trying to attend the debut of a new opera in hopes of sleeping with its star AND host a dinner party for seattle's elite...at the same time

frasier is trying to attend the debut of a new opera in hopes of sleeping with its star AND host a dinner party for seattle's elite...at the same time
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eventually every kids show gets to the point where they’re like “what these children need is a classic film noir pastiche”

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my wife was out all night, i asked “where have you been?” she said she needed the new stanley. i said the cup? she said the neighbor

my wife was out all night, i asked “where have you been?” she said she needed the new stanley. i said the cup? she said the neighbor
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with covid levels rising i have been testing the wastewater here in california and what has quickly become clear is that it all tastes really bad

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and then theres killers of the flower moon, which was so sad it felt like getting a saltburn on my zone of interest

and then theres killers of the flower moon, which was so sad it felt like getting a saltburn on my zone of interest
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aide: sir there’s been an international incident, you should prepare a statement

obama (carefully moving renfield up from 65 to 64 on the movies tab of his media consumption spreadsheet): not now

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nothing better than driving up to a rest stop with exclusively weird local chains. should we eat at dr taco, swamp burger or john olerud’s hard hat steakhouse

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did you see this? trump was taken off the ballot in colorado for leading an insurrection. yeah, it’s weird, you’d think colorado would be ok with *high* crimes

did you see this? trump was taken off the ballot in colorado for leading an insurrection. yeah, it’s weird, you’d think colorado would be ok with *high* crimes
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when I was a kid everything wasn’t so woke and political. what happened to movies that are a collection of shapes and colors that stimulate me during tummy time

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elon musk: [link to an article about the goblin traits of the jewish skull] interesting.

linda yaccarino: It is giving Wednesday vibes 🤣….only on X ™

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