No one is as real

I was about to say something really mean and polarizing but i'm choosing not to but if you ask me privately i will absolutely tell you

I think we really are underselling how cooked Facebook is. This is a 17,000 member group called 'Facebook complaints center' made up of people that post like they recently got a concussion

Goldstein, give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to

Learning to start saying 'i would love to have you' instead of 'you're welcome to' because i think it's much nicer and it's what i like to hear

Ohhhhh my god u hate hearing about taylor swift? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite kim kardashian

TOM MORELLO IS IN IRON MAN?!

I am a movie talker. If you don't like that, go to a different bathroom.

Tom and i got a little drunkypoo last night and we thought we were about to get lucky but that boy put his head down and went to snoring. And somehow got up at 7 am to play video games. What the hell is his problem.

Just as I suspected. Not a single track from Taylor Swift in Cantonese

The cats on my block be fucking loud as shit

I love you Greg Mendez and your crotch eating wife

Taylor Swift: I’m going to off myself and I’m an alcoholic
Jack Antonoff:

This woman is comparing herself to Sisyphus. This 34 year old woman with so much fucking money.

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate
We declared Greg Mendez should be a bigger artist

We will not let Miss Taylor bury this

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